I was pissing into a bush and trying to finish as quickly as possible. About halfway through, I remembered that I was going to start singing now so I quickly mumbled, “Hey Jude.” Regardless, as I was going, I randomly started thinking about John Travolta. I can’t say why, he just came out of no where and just stayed. The thing is, was the John Travolta from Hairspray.
The more I started thinking about it the more I thought about how horrifying the guy was. Maybe, I’m kinda late to the party but that guy is fucking horrifying. It wasn’t that he was portraying a fat woman, I had no problem with that. It was just how weird, fake, and plasicly he looked. He looked super plastic and I just find it really, scary. Like, really really really really, REALLY REALLY scary.
Like REALLY SCARY.
LIKE REALLY REALLY SCARY.
With a small sigh, and a slight shiver, I shake off the last few drops, thought about how dirty my hands are, finished the last verse, and continued walking back home.
